FUCKING INSTALL YOU ASSHOLE.
is nearly all pretzels and raisins. There are a few almonds and maybe a handful of dark chocolate M&Ms, but seriously there are enough pretzels and fucking raisins to feed a small country. This is ridiculous.
My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” from the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom.
“What’s this, what’s this?
There’s products everywhere.
I think it goes in hair.”
My dad was sitting beside me on the computer and saw this folder
He asked me if it was a folder filled with ‘erotic fanfiction about homosexuals’
I then proceeded to show him what was in it
He then walked away muttering something about me being pretentious
thank god I have my ‘erotic fanfiction about homosexuals’ in this folder tbh
Always have a decoy
I used to store mine under philosophy haha.
That’s actually really smart. I applaud this tactic.
does anyone else ever suddenly get an overwhelming swell of affection for people they’ve only ever known online?
Excuse me while I scream uncontrollably for the next week or so about how ridiculous badass Dawnguard looks.