DOVAHKIIN

FUCKING INSTALL YOU ASSHOLE.

is nearly all pretzels and raisins. There are a few almonds and maybe a handful of dark chocolate M&Ms, but seriously there are enough pretzels and fucking raisins to feed a small country. This is ridiculous.

releasethemurderbirds:

releasethemurderbirds:

My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” from the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom.

“What’s this, what’s this?

There’s products everywhere.

What’s this?

I think it goes in hair.”

stainedsteel:

larxenesomebody:

merlinsfuckingbeard:

My dad was sitting beside me on the computer and saw this folder

He asked me if it was a folder filled with ‘erotic fanfiction about homosexuals’

I then proceeded to show him what was in it

He then walked away muttering something about me being pretentious 

thank god I have my ‘erotic fanfiction about homosexuals’ in this folder tbh

Always have a decoy

I used to store mine under philosophy haha. 

That’s actually really smart. I applaud this tactic.

batpiss:

does anyone else ever suddenly get an overwhelming swell of affection for people they’ve only ever known online?

Excuse me while I scream uncontrollably for the next week or so about how ridiculous badass Dawnguard looks.