January 2012
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Where are the bathrooms and showers in Skyrim?
teakitten:
Guess they all just shit & bathe in the local streams/rivers/lakes/oceans..
This is a joke right?
There’s no indoor plumbing in Skyrim, which is something you seem to have noticed. There are however, strategically placed buckets, if you know what you’re looking at. Usually they’re referred to as chamber pots. To bathe, they’d have to heat water in a...
December 2011
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I absolutely love it when I walk into a new place in Skyrim and the first words out of my mouth are “What the fuck is that?” followed in rather immediately by “Well that doesn’t look healthy.”
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skip-rope-intestines:
booboolalaland:
Literally me
Or reblog them.
So this is basically my life.
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Legend of the Krately House
neverending-hate:
Legend of the Krately House
DRAMATIS PERSONAE
THEOPHON - Imperial man, 24, thief NIRIM - Bosmer man, 20, thief SILANUS KRATELY - Imperial man, 51, merchant DOMINITIA KRATELY - His wife, 40 AELVA KRATELY - Their daughter, 16 MINISTES KRATELY - Their son, 11
Setting: The famous haunted Krately House in Cheydinhal, first and second floors, requiring a stage with a second...
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A Warning
neverending-hate:
Delvin,
Master of sneaking, huh? If I ever catch you trying to sneak a peek at me while I’m bathing in the lake again, I’ll cut off your most valuable asset.
Vex
I love Delvin so much. This note cracked me the fuck up when I read it in game.
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You probably never asked for this: It turns out... →
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sagenundlegenden:
And people wonder why we are in awe of this game?
HET Mah HERFODR SHUL-KRiiD SahROT KONahRIK DO LUMNaaR DO KRENT HahNU
Here fell Herfordr Sun-Slayer, mighty warlord of (the) valley of broken dreams.
MODIR FIN GUT WahLaaN QETHSEGOL ZeyMahii VahRUKT OSKAR Fin Mey WEN…
Some of this was actually talked about in Dragon Language: Myth no More, but that book’s...
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Quite often I find myself regretting not just making this a new blog, instead of a side blog for my main. I can’t follow anyone from dovahkiin, and I worry that I come across as a jerk because I don’t do a whole lot of follow-backs.
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“I can’t worry about the fact that there isn’t a bus big enough for me to throw...”
– N-Control press release regarding Paul Christoforo (via gamefreaksnz)
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GPOY.
Me laying in bed: Omg that is the most perfect idea for this story. Yes, oh sweet baby jesus. So much perfection. It will flow so well. Oh...I can't wait to write this. It's going to be so great.
Me sitting in front of my computer: HOW DO I WORDS?!
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styliferous:
dovahkiin:
styliferous:
dovahkiin:
I want to discuss Elder Scrolls lore some more, but I don’t want to annoy any of the people I know who are online right now. None of them are particularly well versed in/care enough about the games to hold an in depth discussion that won’t turn into me giving them an Elder Scrolls history lesson.
Not that I mind giving Elder Scrolls history...
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styliferous:
dovahkiin:
I want to discuss Elder Scrolls lore some more, but I don’t want to annoy any of the people I know who are online right now. None of them are particularly well versed in/care enough about the games to hold an in depth discussion that won’t turn into me giving them an Elder Scrolls history lesson.
Not that I mind giving Elder Scrolls history lessons, I just don’t think...
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I want to discuss Elder Scrolls lore some more, but I don’t want to annoy any of the people I know who are online right now. None of them are particularly well versed in/care enough about the games to hold an in depth discussion that won’t turn into me giving them an Elder Scrolls history lesson.
Not that I mind giving Elder Scrolls history lessons, I just don’t think most...
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Complaints about bra shopping. Behind cut because of reasons.
So everyone in the world (well not everyone, just a good number of people I know) told me that I should just go ahead and drop into Victoria’s Secret because of course they’d have something in my size (don’t be silly). I’d never gone in before because I’m not tiny and adorable with cute petite boobs and...
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Bought Dragon Age: Asunder today at B&N. Probably won’t read it until I’m done with Memory, Sorrow, and Thorn, but it’s good to know that I’ve got it. The description blurb on the back sounds really exciting, so it’s something to look forward to once I’m through with the emotional turmoil of Tad Williams’ lovely writing.
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Gallifreyan Stuff: I know I've ranted a lot about... →
theblueboxtraveler:
But I hate when people say Stormcloaks are racist. The only reason Nords are “racist” is because they don’t want elves coming into their home, telling them they can’t worship their gods, kidnapping their citizens and torturing them for information, and trying to force them into submitting as…
Hate to break it to you, but just about everyone is racist as fuck in Elder...
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I would just like to say that I am still fucking depressed about what happened to Ald’ruhn during the Oblivion Crisis. I remember where I when I heard about it. Standing in front of a fireplace of the mages guild in Skingrad. My Oblivion playthrough character was kind of the blacksheep of a staunchly Redoran family from Ald’ruhn, and to hear these random mages chatting passively about...
